Broke Clock Right Twice A Day Vox 2008-06-18T17:36:18Z mattmarg http://mattmarg.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom tag:vox.com,2006:6p00bd98e722d0b1b4/ Celtics win...Tiger! tag:vox.com,2008-06-18:asset-6a00bd98e722d0b1b400fa967f87660002 2008-06-18T17:36:18Z 2008-06-18T17:36:18Z mattmarg http://mattmarg.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

Celtics win...Tiger!

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Tiger Woods Wins 2008 US Open For 14th Major Championship

"Sometimes no story is a story" - reporter old saw. In the case of Tiger Woods, this epithet does not apply. After winning the US Open's full 18 -hole round Monday, then sudden death to win, then releasing that he's had a torn ACL since the Memor...

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]]> Lint Roller tag:vox.com,2008-06-18:asset-6a00bd98e722d0b1b400fa967f554c0002 2008-06-18T01:39:26Z 2008-06-18T01:49:43Z mattmarg http://mattmarg.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

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Lint rollers are great. Now that I've received this marvel as a gift from George Bush, I've learned that its magical properties will enable me do my laundry, like, once every two months, as opposed to the continuous life-draining stream of laundry...

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]]> Celtics Lakers tag:vox.com,2008-06-17:asset-6a00bd98e722d0b1b400fae8c3dca8000b 2008-06-17T21:54:28Z 2008-06-17T21:58:59Z mattmarg http://mattmarg.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom As a former Celtic hater and Laker lover, I am now a Golden State fan and am therefore objective about the current Series. In 1984, the Celtic used the forces of evil at their disposal to get under (the necks) and skins of the Lakers and won. Then...

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]]> "Almost Blue" -traditional tag:vox.com,2008-06-15:asset-6a00bd98e722d0b1b400fa967f2db60003 2008-06-15T15:32:59Z 2008-06-15T15:32:59Z mattmarg http://mattmarg.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

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]]> Vox Hunt: Friday the 13th tag:vox.com,2008-06-13:asset-6a00bd98e722d0b1b400fa967e10110002 2008-06-13T22:07:03Z 2008-06-13T22:07:03Z mattmarg http://mattmarg.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

Femaseal

Show us something unlucky.

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]]> QotD: Friday the 13th tag:vox.com,2008-06-13:asset-6a00bd98e722d0b1b400fae8c2a0c6000b 2008-06-13T22:05:19Z 2008-06-13T22:05:19Z mattmarg http://mattmarg.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom Has anything unlucky happened to you today? Well, it started when my car broke down. I went to rent-a-wreck and noticed you could rent a postal minivan. So I did. Then that broke down. A kindly Oakland police officer was understandably befuddled...

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]]> Capitalisto Rhapsody (to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody) tag:vox.com,2008-06-13:asset-6a00bd98e722d0b1b400fa967df95a0002 2008-06-13T15:11:59Z 2008-06-13T15:11:59Z mattmarg http://mattmarg.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom Words by Matthew Margolin (cc) Music by Queen Is this the fantasy Is this the real life Caught in a credit crunch No escape from reality Open your eyes look up the screen and see That slide really sucks, it gets no sympathy Despite being easy c...

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]]> I Gotta: The Olympic Torch tag:vox.com,2008-04-16:asset-6a00bd98e722d0b1b400f48cef2d720003 2008-04-16T20:27:11Z 2008-04-16T20:27:11Z mattmarg http://mattmarg.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom The Journey of Harmony Courtesy of Wikipedia: (the torch) Commemorates the theft of fire from the Greek god Zeus by Prometheus, its origins lie in ancient Greece, when a fire was kept burning throughout the celebration of the ancient Olympics. I...

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]]> Delta Plus Northwest! tag:vox.com,2008-04-16:asset-6a00bd98e722d0b1b400e398f0c1d60005 2008-04-16T20:05:04Z 2008-04-16T20:05:04Z mattmarg http://mattmarg.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom Finally! Something to feel good about in this country. I just heard that Delta and Northwest are merging to officially become the most despicable, late, ornery airline in this land of ours. What creativity! They've merged the two airlines that hav...

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